Men Vs Women

I get along better with most women than I do men. This morning at breakfast I sat with a few of the men, and within two minutes the talk had turned to last night’s football (or, soccer, to my huge american readership!!).
I didn’t know or care who was playing. I sat looking across at the laughing girls from accounts wishing I had sat there instead where at least I’d be enjoying myself.
Am I gay?

I remember a scene from Two And A Half Men:
Alan: I think I am gay.
Gay Guy: Have you ever been attracted to a man?
Alan: Well, George Clooney a little.
Gay Guy: Clooney doesn’t count.

So, so true.