Tragically Unhip

I just called the company who provide my monitored house alarm to report a fault. Their hold music was Someone To Watch Over Me. Funny.

I haven’t blogged in about eight years and I really need to again. I feel guilty for not blogging. I don’t know, maybe it’s a Catholic thing.
So I spent the weekend in sloth and now I have the house to myself (family away on vay-cay) so I am pretty much slothing it then, too.
Actually that’s a lie, I have been trying to get some music recorded but getting home from work and trying to get in the zone just because you don’t want to lose your couple of free evenings isn’t very conducive to being inspired.
So, what else is going on? The “king of pop” is dead. Who cares? He was a so-so talent anyway who used cloak and dagger to make himself look more talented. He also dangled babies over balconies. Why didn’t he go to jail for that? I mean he didn’t go to jail for molesting kids either, so let’s look at those first: it was his word against the kids, so let’s say for arguments sake it was ok that he walked free in the face of lack of hard evidence. But the whole world saw him hang that baby over that rail, and I don’t give a shit how tight a grip he said he had on that baby, I don’t give a shit if they were duck-taped together there is NOTHING that would make that safe to do. But he’s rich and famous and “eccentric” (which basically means a total dick) so it’s okay. Didn’t he publically apologise? Ah, that makes it all okay then.
How did I get on to this?

This thing is SO addictive!

Okay so I know this is just another youtube video and I haven’t actually blogged anything in days but this was too fucking funny not to fucking post. Fucking.

From the 80s.

What the FUCK is this piece of shit? 38 millions hits? Are we so desperate for entertainment that 38 million people will sit watching this garbage? It doesn’t even make fucking sence! Chocolate Rain? What the FUCK??!?! The lyrics are complete jibberish and this idiot couldn’t sing if you set his ass on fire! Seriously – this is fucking laughable. As a musician I find it a personal INSULT to everything I believe it.

Happy Father’s Day Tooo Meeeee (yesterday)
Happy Father’s Day Tooo Meeeee(yesterday)
Happy Father’s Day Dear Me-eeee(yesterday)
Happy Father’s Day Tooo Meeeeeeeeeee(yesterday)

And many mo-or-orrrrreeeee

I was too lazy to blog this yesterday.

I just got a junk email entitled “How to Have Better sex — Adviice For Christian Couples”.

I mean yeah I’m all OVER that!!
(That’s sarcasm, I’m actually wondering WTF?)

It’s thursday at work and I am busy and already being annoyed by users asking me stuff, so it looks like this is going to be one of those days I wish I had persued my dream job of hammock tester.

This game was SO irritating, but this scene cracked me up, specifically when Luke is pushed off the plank…