Tragicallyunhip

All the fours on my car clock.. well, apart from the first one, which is clearly a five. A banner day nonetheless!

I am hot and sticky and busy and it sucks.

I installed this in my living room last week. This weekend I am DETERMINED to test it out to its fullest and loudest!! 1000 watts of bone-crunching, neighbour-annoying, floor-shaking fun!

Initial tests have been excellent. I have tried the opening space battle sequence from Revenge Of The Sith and was ducking under flying ships left right and centre.*

* may be a slight exaggeration

I was washing my car last night and something occured to me: It’s big, cheap and japanese. Like the finest women.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

I think I’m going to work on my tan!

I get along better with most women than I do men. This morning at breakfast I sat with a few of the men, and within two minutes the talk had turned to last night’s football (or, soccer, to my huge american readership!!).
I didn’t know or care who was playing. I sat looking across at the laughing girls from accounts wishing I had sat there instead where at least I’d be enjoying myself.
Am I gay?

I remember a scene from Two And A Half Men:
Alan: I think I am gay.
Gay Guy: Have you ever been attracted to a man?
Alan: Well, George Clooney a little.
Gay Guy: Clooney doesn’t count.

So, so true.

It sure does interfere with your blogging!!!

Well, not much time for blogging. Busy day at work. Some might argue they pay me for this stuff. Personally I’m just not happy about it at all.