Celebrity Look-alikes

May 21, 2008 at 2:55 pm (Rants) (, , , )

Posh Spice

Somebody dead

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Monet painting sells for record $41.4 million

May 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm (Rants) (, )

This is a fucking OUTRAGE!
People who spend 40m$ on a painting should be held accountable for the sheer WASTE of money that could have been used to save HUNDREDS OF LIVES!!
It’s a fucking PICTURE for christ’s sake! No matter how unique, beautiful or any other damn thing it might be, it’s A PICTURE!!… And now 40m$ has been spent just to hang it on a wall someplace. WHY????
I ask you the same question I asked that previous wastful bastard who bought the wine I posted about here…. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE PART OF THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION??? AND KNOWING THAT, AS YOU STAND LOOKING AT YOUR PRETTY PICTURE THAT PEOPLE ARE BURYING THEIR CHILDREN HAVING WATCHED THEM STARVE TO DEATH OR DIE OF AIDS. THINK OF THAT IF WHEN YOU TUCK YOUR OWN IN TONIGHT AND THEN GO BACK AND LOOK AT YOUR PRETTY PICTURE AGAIN.

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Outbreak… of SHIT

May 10, 2008 at 10:46 pm (My Day, Rants) (, , )

I just spent the eveing watching outbreak.
Jesus CHRIST was Dustin Hoffman desperate for a gig in the mid ninties??!?!?!
I feel like I just lost about eight years of my life watching this shit, and I cannot rememebr the last time I heard just AWFUL dialogue!!! Every sentence spoken by every character had the other person’s name in it over and over.
Avoid like the very germ the entire movie is based around.

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Oh My Freaking GOD!

April 28, 2008 at 12:43 pm (Music, Rants, youtube) (, , )

here’s another one….!!!

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Biggest Sell-Out EVERRRRRRRR

April 28, 2008 at 12:41 pm (Music, Rants, youtube) (, , )

meat loaf has to take it as it comes, I guess, given his up/down career; but wtf is Jim Steinman doing allowing this song in an ad???? This is the man who took out a court order to stop meat loaf singing All Coming Back To Me Now many years ago, saying it was a girl’s song not a man’s (he was right, though the loafster eventually did the song on Bat 3 (shudder!!) ) THAT’S how protective Jim Steinman is of his music!!
Now… this…?!?!

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Record $500,000 paid for 27 bottles of red wine

April 20, 2008 at 1:14 pm (Rants) (, )

More here

This makes me sick. How many starving, dying people could have been fed and saved with that money? People shouldn’t be ALLOWED to recklessly waste money like this. And on what? Wine?!?!
I hope this guys sleeps well at night.

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Adobe. A Rant.

April 11, 2008 at 10:11 pm (My Day, PCs, Rants) (, , )

Ok so this is an odd one. I create a lot of websites sites designed with one Adobe product and built with another. These two applications are essential to my day! But LORD, some of the shit Adobe pull Microsoft would get blasted for!
For openers, the two programs I am talking about are Photoshop and Dreamweaver. I love them both, they both do their job excellently. They are all I want, and all I need. But they are not all I get. I install them, and without being asked if I want them or not, I get a multitude of other programs installed, too! I get Adobe bridge. I get Adobe Device Central. I get Adobe Extend Script Toolkit. I get Adobe Stock Photos. The list goes on but I am bored with it already. I mean what the HELL?!?!? Whatever happened to a custom installation where you could choose what garbage you wanted being put on your system? If I’ve paid my money (a lot of it!!) can’t I then choose for myself what I get and what I don’t get? And it gets worse: they can’t be removed either! You install none or all, and you remove none or all. Both Dreamweaver and Photoshop come with several applications bundled and it’s a “come one come all” deal. This is a freaking outrage!
Again, let’s choose Microsoft as a comparison. What do people say as soon as MS try to give them stuff they didn’t ask for? What uproar was there about MS’s “secret” update a few months ago? Name a company who ISN’T suing them for some kind of anti-trust or some such. Hell, they are being made remove their own search tool from Vista because Google are crying like babies because you can’t replace it with their search tool instead! (But don’t worry I’ll get back to that!!)
The bottom line? Adobe - Back off my shit! I paid my dough, give me control over what I do and don’t install. Ya bastards.

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You’re Kidding, right?

April 9, 2008 at 9:55 am (My Day, Rants, youtube) (, , )

How bad is this song?

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Seriously…

April 2, 2008 at 11:11 am (My Day, Rants) (, )

This is the LEAST attractive woman EVER! men, PLEASE let’s be honest. I’ll be the first to say it. The Emperor is NUDE. Get me??

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Slow Drivers. A Rant.

March 29, 2008 at 10:59 am (My Day, Rants) (, )

I don’t even know where to START on this one. I really don’t. NOTHING irks me more than some idiot driving at 60kph in a 100 zone! WHY? Why do they have to do that? Why do they have to drive 30 - 40 kph below the limit, no matter how low the limit is to begin with? Why can’t they just drive the limit like any normal person? It really get’s on my t*ts (or it would if I had any) that they look in their rear view mirror, see twenty cars bumper to bumper behind them, and don’t seem to care! And pull over to let us passed? Are you kidding? And don’t tell me they don’t realise that they are the cause of this pile-up-waiting-to-happen!?! They know! They just don’t give a shit!
Then you finally get a chance to pass them and they flash their lights at you like YOU’RE the one causing the problem! Give me a break! And I drive a lot of country back roads to and from work, so you know what’s even worse than that? F*%KING TRACTORS!!! Let me tell you something, farmers - you’re in the way and I don’t give a shit what fields need plowing or sheep dipping or any of the rest of it. How DARE they take that kind of vehicle out onto the road - at RUSH HOUR - and drive at 20 kph for mile after mile!?!? I’ll tell you how they dare - there’s no law stopping the!! How ridiculous is that? You can drive as slowly as you please on any road in this country! Someone explain that to me. Someone tell me how that makes sense! Someone tell me why I’m the one “causing an accident” if, after twenty minutes of this and being late for work, I over take this prick and go ahead at the PROPER SPEED LIMIT!
I’m the impatient asshole disturbing the poor farmer whose only trying to do his job. Well f*^k him! Have you ever seen a farmer driving a crappy old car? No, and you won’t either cause the bastards are loaded. I saw one one evening using his BMW to round up his sheep! Seriously!
So if you think I am hanging back and giving this old dick room and MY time, you’re wrong. Yeah, MY time! I’m not going to live forever so excuse the f&^k out of my ass if I don’t want to double my journey home because of this bastard in his tracker! At five o’clock when I’ve done a days work I am going to sit behind this clown? Or some dozy idiot who still holds the wheel at ten-to-two and thinks the world’s a better place if he knocks 20 off his speed just in case! Not me, sister. I’m beeping the horn and over taking. Believe that!

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