Tragicallyunhip

Totally not virtual, mostly not bitchy. Last year in DisneyWorld, Fl, during Christmas.

And way better than a big cheap Japanese chick, too!

I installed this in my living room last week. This weekend I am DETERMINED to test it out to its fullest and loudest!! 1000 watts of bone-crunching, neighbour-annoying, floor-shaking fun!

Initial tests have been excellent. I have tried the opening space battle sequence from Revenge Of The Sith and was ducking under flying ships left right and centre.*

* may be a slight exaggeration

I was washing my car last night and something occured to me: It’s big, cheap and japanese. Like the finest women.

My face is aching from laughing at this.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

I think I’m going to work on my tan!

I get along better with most women than I do men. This morning at breakfast I sat with a few of the men, and within two minutes the talk had turned to last night’s football (or, soccer, to my huge american readership!!).
I didn’t know or care who was playing. I sat looking across at the laughing girls from accounts wishing I had sat there instead where at least I’d be enjoying myself.
Am I gay?

I remember a scene from Two And A Half Men:
Alan: I think I am gay.
Gay Guy: Have you ever been attracted to a man?
Alan: Well, George Clooney a little.
Gay Guy: Clooney doesn’t count.

So, so true.

I somewhat small, but nonetheless important, moment in my spam figures. 222.

Symmetrical!

Check out this badboy from HP!! Sleeeeeeek!